It’s like 10,000 mowers when all you need is a scythe.

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“We don’t clean this lamp between licks.” Would be more effective.

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This got me laughing.

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Pulled up next to a pirate on the highway.

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“Beef Jerky”.

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Wendy’s taking shots at McDonald’s.

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Anas Hair

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A sign at a local comic shop.

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It’s taken an absurd amount of practice, but I was finally able to fold a fitted sheet.

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Anatomy of an Italian.

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Now I know why there’s a house rule: Always close the microwave door.

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Mike Dyson

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Taco truck at the cannabis shop yesterday.

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You’ve failed in your mission Fairy.

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I found out why my neighbors are selling their house.

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I hate it when a “Biker Gang” takes over a bar, it makes me apprehensive.

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Think I’ll pass on staying here.

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