Dope sandals, But what if you cross your legs?
My wife was pissed when she saw I posted this picture on Facebook, guess there are better ways to inform her that I know she’s sleeping with someone else.
Finally found out how to use selfie sticks.
My home town paper, an unfortunate fold.
When my wife leaves town, I get bored. Six days into her vacation I joked “I’m going to have a formal dinner with the cats.” Then I thought about it for a while….
Father of the year.
July 14th. Never forget.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Renaissance Artists.
Fast-food for cows.
Married With Children would get cancelled after a few episodes in today’s society.
“We’re gonna need a bigger crib”
Stop dreaming out loud.
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