Filet Minion.

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Dope sandals, But what if you cross your legs?

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My wife was pissed when she saw I posted this picture on Facebook, guess there are better ways to inform her that I know she’s sleeping with someone else.

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Finally found out how to use selfie sticks.

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My home town paper, an unfortunate fold.

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When my wife leaves town, I get bored. Six days into her vacation I joked “I’m going to have a formal dinner with the cats.” Then I thought about it for a while….

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Father of the year.

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Best Education.

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July 14th. Never forget.

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This prick.

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Renaissance Artists.

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Setup wizard.

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Married With Children would get cancelled after a few episodes in today’s society.

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“We’re gonna need a bigger crib”

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Stop dreaming out loud.

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