My 13 yo daughter left me a death threat this morning.
Today my husband gets to be reminded of what he married a year ago..
Quote of the day.
My favourite barber shop review.
While flying on a plane..
Neighbors had a party last night, found this in my yard.
Handed my teenage son a caulk gun and told him to put caulk all over the plywood. I think he misheard me.
That window’s an asshole.
Saw this at the diner this morning.
Went upstairs to get water and..
My watch reflects my personality.
I put googly eyes on my pooper-scooper so I can chase the dogs around the yard with it saying “Give me your poopy!”.
This backpack seller’s answer.
God is love, but..
World Cup final prediction.
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