He’s waiting for the cat to throw the ball. It won’t happen.

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I am sure no one will notice.

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Possibly the greatest table of contents ever.

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OK.

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It looks like Superbad is happening across the street.

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HotDognald’s.

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God damnit Netflix.

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Mom’s invention to stop him chewing stitches.

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Eat simple. Eat healthy.

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It is so hot today.

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There’s always one!

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Possibly the greatest use of a phone number mnemonic, ever.

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What has 4 letters..

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Seen in my local pub.

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