Math is Illegal in Kentucky.
My girlfriend had a bruise, I tried to make it a little less conspicuous.
Someone made this at Home Depot.
Bar keep said 8/10 people didn’t get this.
So the sushi place was closed today..
It’s 100 degrees out and I have a metal shift knob…
She pooped in the house.
Spiderman dick snagged.
When you’re hiding from the cops in GTA.
My friend was at the airport, and this old French woman was giving no f**ks.
My son takes his superhero role too seriously.
My life’s motto.
No babies allowed. Babies found inside will be ejected. Know the rules, bitch.
Dogs Vs. Cats.
I feel like there shouldn’t have to be a sign for this.
Dog thinks we need help hatching the baby…
Awesome, no no its awful..
It gets pretty hot in Alabama.
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