Math is Illegal in Kentucky.

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My girlfriend had a bruise, I tried to make it a little less conspicuous.

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Someone made this at Home Depot.

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Bar keep said 8/10 people didn’t get this.

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So the sushi place was closed today..

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It’s 100 degrees out and I have a metal shift knob…

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She pooped in the house.

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Spiderman dick snagged.

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When you’re hiding from the cops in GTA.

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My friend was at the airport, and this old French woman was giving no f**ks.

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My son takes his superhero role too seriously.

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My life’s motto.

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No babies allowed. Babies found inside will be ejected. Know the rules, bitch.

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I feel like there shouldn’t have to be a sign for this.

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Dog thinks we need help hatching the baby…

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Awesome, no no its awful..

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It gets pretty hot in Alabama.

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