I shouldn’t have fed that one duck yesterday.
I can assure you.
My boyfriend’s niece is taking this slip n’ slide thing way too seriously.
Beware of the cute gosling scam!
Park like a asshole, get treated like a asshole.
Butter Stools. My best CL transaction ever.
21st century parenting.
At least he got laid.
Clowns have no fear for they are fear itself.
Just wrapped my girlfriend’s birthday present!
Oscar gets straight to the point.
Saw this outside the office.
No sucky sucky. No love you long time. No hand party.
My friends just pointed out my new pup has a cock and balls on his forehead
Swimming? Yes. Bath time? No.
Hardcore serving suggestion.
Is that even the same person?
Silly Old Bear.
Sign at my local bar.
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