Seriously

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My friend’s having his roof replaced. His wife specifically requested this.

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Mr. Jovi you’ve earned enough money for 50 lives, but do you want to earn some more? Bon Jovi:

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🙁

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Eenie, meenie, miney…

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Can you believe it’s an actual city in Canada?

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Bowel movement?

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My cat kept stealing my dog’s bed and my dog is scared of my cat so my wife had to get the same bed for the cat to keep the peace. There’s so much drama going on right now.

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No dessert until you’ve eaten Shrek’s face.

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Pizza on Pizza

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Thanks, babe!

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Ready for Kitchen Crusades.

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Have you seen my cat?

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May be? More like definitely.

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My brain can’t process numbers this way.

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Hot dog notice

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This nursing home in Indiana is sending you a message.

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Bread Perfected

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