McDonald’s mascot is a happy meal in a toilet.
Next time your date wants a fancier dinner.
There’s really nothing quite so sweet as tiny little baby feet.
Crayola is getting out of hand with these new color names.
Came home to find that my bananas committed sucide 🙁
Back to the Future logic…
A true hero.
Missed the joke as a kid.
This mop looks like Skrillex.
She will be missed.
My brother comes to visit me ONCE and gets a better picture with my cat than i ever will.
This was on a placemat in a bar in Dublin.
My passive-aggressive way to make our cleaning crew at work vacuum up this dead roach that has been sitting in the hall for a month.
The secret to long term marriage.
Spotted this little guy holding on for dear life on my way into work this morning…
Instructions at my doctor’s office urinals.
Sex with Superman.
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