A dishwasher can never break; it can only become a vending machine.

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Kiwi for scale.

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My gf and I went to a painting class. She got mad cuz I wasn’t following directions. I told her there’s no such thing as an accident.

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My friend, who is a women’s studies major just met Gaston at Disney World.

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‘Bought this beauty for my coding’

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Babe, not everything you read on a Snapple cap is true.

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I’m 3 months pregnant with our first child, and today my husband bought this book ‘to get some tips’

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When you do all the work in a group project.

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Notice to city folks moving to the country.

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A symbol of wealth among pigeons.

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How to deal with an overheating computer.

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My wife and I decided to welcome my mom visiting us with a ‘welcome home from rehab’ sign.

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Best selling piñata in Mexico right now.

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It actually took me a minute to figure out what this said…

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The three temperature units.

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My friends saw this Jurassic World cosplay at Comic-Con.

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Blockbust.

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That’s an accident waiting to happen…

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But i like hawaiian pizza.

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Dog Logic.

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