The aftermath of my wife getting ready for the day. And I get in trouble for leaving the toilet seat up.

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Slapachino.

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The are 2 kinds of dates.

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I never thought to sell my kids, this is a great idea!

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As someone who moved to Texas a year ago, I’ve never felt so in tune with Hank.

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Madam! I do not wish to look like a unicorn fart.

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How much turmoil does the science project cause families?

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I want..

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I can relate to this.

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Made in China tattoo.

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You can’t trust anyone these days..

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Now that’s hot!

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Want to get back on your feet?

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No Soliciting.

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Saw this sign on the bus.

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My husband’s car was thrilled to see him.

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My new pair of socks came with an important safety notice in them.

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