The 1959 Impala looks like an angry vampire.

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Life hack: Instead of cleaning them, print out a picture of a clean sink and place it on top of the dirty dishes.

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My local guitar shop is selling a rare air guitar.

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The local funeral home honoring his final wishes.

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Be very specific when explaining how you want your dog be groomed. Dropped off a shih tzu, picked up a llama.

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My son picked out his own back to school shirt.

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The local cicadas are sponsored by McDonald’s.

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My French mom got me these boxers because she said she knows I love camping.

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Visual representation of Comcast’s business practices.

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Danger!

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Meanwhile in India…

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Who is Robert and why does he have his own soda size at my local Wendy’s?

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Spotted at a local bar.

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The high road.

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45lbs gone. I’m so proud!

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