How does something like that even… ohh

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Not sure if they need to fire the plumber or the carpenter.

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This is not Williamsburg.

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Classic Amazon.

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Air support needed!

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This is the card I’m getting for my 15 year old brother.

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What happens when you act like a jerk to the nice vet during a house call.

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My wife and daughter made me this cake for my birthday. One doesn’t argue with science.

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My boyfriend got me this thoughtful gift when I passed my driving test…

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Sounds delicious.

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A 4th of July celebration just isn’t the same without it.

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Wise words.

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This feels like some final destination shit waiting to happen.

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Made a replica sign in my office bathroom. Over forty men use these toilets daily.

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When you can’t decide between “your” and “you’re”.

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I don’t even have a doormat for my apartment…

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Due to military cutbacks, Sergeant Bob was reclassified as equipment.

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Condoms that can help!

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