My mom crocheted a cigar for my dog…

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My parents bought me a shirt that said “5UCK MY D1CK” and sent me to school with it, not knowing what it meant. (We are German). My teacher explained to my mom what it meant and how inappropriate it was. This was about 12 years ago.

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British Ex-Pat at a parade yesterday.

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To whoever..

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New from Fisher Price: Soul-Crushing Meeting

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My daughter’s one year old picture didn’t go quite as planned…

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My local cleaners

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Pizza Street

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The ultimate beer-opener (Shanghai, China).

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“Hey look, I lifted da hammer! It only took me, like, what, ten seconds. Eleven, tops.”

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Just another day in Ireland

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This is the happiest I’ve seen my mom in a long time!

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I have had multiple ankle surgeries. Today I got a tattoo to make my scar a little sillier.

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I love my coworkers.

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Winetan

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Pride and Prejudice

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So my dog can see outside…

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