Permanent sign at the local bar.

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Award Winning Razor!

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My wife hid this in our backyard and waited days for me to discover it.

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Fixed the clock!

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My granny’s statue broke to pieces so I salvaged what I could.

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My wife said he wouldn’t get that big, but he got big.

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World’s most helpful sign.

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Beware.

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