I was recently the best man at a wedding in the Caribbean.

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I believe him

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About a week ago I disclosed to a close friend that I lost an erection during sex. I received this in the mail today…

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If only my dog had a bed big enough for her.

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My sister got stared down by an aggressive deer.

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Aunty Swag Level…

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I feel like I have to respect this cow’s wishes.

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Well well well.. what do we have here.

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Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.

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Solid advice

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So which one will you “Grab Now”?

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Fart With Confidence!

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Public punching bags have been installed across Manhattan to provide relief for frustrated New Yorkers.

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I think my coke dealer’s gone legit.

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0-60 in 2.3 seconds

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My coworker wore a checked suit today. Unfortunately she didn’t let us finish.

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