Bargain!

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When you know you’re not allowed on the couch.

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A young man came to my door selling these for $5. I don’t know anyone in my neighborhood who didn’t buy one. This kid is going places.

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Anybody want a peanut?

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Sunday night.

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“shots fired”

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My brother graduated yesterday, here was his senior quote in his yearbook.

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Welcome to Idaho.

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Pretty sure there’s an I.

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Jesus, this show looks pretty intense.

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This swimsuit.

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So I set my deer feeder high off the ground so the raccoons couldn’t reach it…

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I know what a sock on the door knob is for, but what does this mean?

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You had one job bread man…

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Smart man.

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Permission slip.

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Smirnoff’s new ad.

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