When you pause and say “uh” when they ask your name at Starbucks.

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You suck.

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My girlfriend is going to be gone for a week. She either has no faith in me or is setting me up for failure.

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Don’t dead open inside.

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Bears or beers?

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I’ve seen enough Men In Black to know that guy is an alien.

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What did you do in WW2, grandpa?

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Follow me I’m making ice cream!

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Work smarter, not harder.

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Stumbled across this yesterday in Minneapolis…

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Sign on a cigarette machine in a local bar.

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Saw this at my local liquor store.

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I guess that’s one way to describe it.

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Should I be worried about my dad.

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No more drunk texts.

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Someone threw something at my car as I passed them. When I got out of the car to check for damages this is what I found.

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A guide to eating fish in the workplace.

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