This was my drink earlier “Butt Light”, how’s your day been going?

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They said I could be anything, so I became a butterfly.

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Seen at my local nature reserve.

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That’s not how I remember Spider-man.

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Punny bumper sticker.

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Cubs game last night.

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Seeded bird

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I’ve heard of food porn but this is ridiculous!

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Mother’s glass door encounter.

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This bikini description.

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Washing instructions

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Relationship Goals

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My wife got me a cake, I’m having my rectum removed on Tuesday.

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