No mask on your face..
After a severe allergic reaction to walnuts, this is how the doctors labeled me at the hospital. People who looked at my wristband, must’ve thought I escaped the psych ward.
I’m not fat I’m doubled thighed.
Hide your nose Edward Condomhands.
Rather unusual movie title.
With the stores in our area currently out of napkins, we had to break into our emergency backlog.
The Popeye’s in my town is getting desperate for workers during this economic crisis.
At my local Allen Tire Company.
I went to the local doctor barber today to get a hairectomy.
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