No mask on your face..

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After a severe allergic reaction to walnuts, this is how the doctors labeled me at the hospital. People who looked at my wristband, must’ve thought I escaped the psych ward.

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I’m not fat I’m doubled thighed.

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Hide your nose Edward Condomhands.

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Rather unusual movie title.

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On point.

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With the stores in our area currently out of napkins, we had to break into our emergency backlog.

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The Popeye’s in my town is getting desperate for workers during this economic crisis.

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Priorities.

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Crying Session

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At my local Allen Tire Company.

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I went to the local doctor barber today to get a hairectomy.

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