I saw this sign today.

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My quarantine moods.

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I playfully popped my girlfriend with a towel and well.. she got me back.

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Picnic Supplies

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I’m a photographer. A maternity shoot I had booked was a no show, so my boyfriend stepped in to make sure the evening wasn’t a waste. He’s glowing!

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First I mixed a penguin with a bear. Then I mixed a bear with a penguin.

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My friend’s doormat.

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Farley Quinn

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The carpet cleaners send an annual letter to its customers. This is the one I received today.

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My grandpa doesn’t trust restaurants so he carries these in his shirt pocket. (C for Carol, E for Edward).

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*Laughs in woodchuck*

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New name tags arrived today.

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My brother got me this for my 30th birthday.

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On the train home from work and I see this.

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Spotted my ex on the sidewalk today.

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Worst coffee I ever had.

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Showed this pillar sticker to the wife, she was not amused.

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Bird pooped on my car in the shape of a Spitting Llama..

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Spotted this masked crusader.

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