Wasp nest.

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Diner sign I saw the other day.

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Saw this at a store today and now I can’t get the song outta my head.

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NSS Car Sticker.

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Twins?

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Why even wear pants?

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I ordered whiskey straight. Waiter asked if I wanted ice and I said yes. While walking away I said “make it a double”. This is what I got.

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Psst, wanna rent some office space?

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Solid streak.

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Going as a beer for Halloween – 1981

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Mother/son at the DMV.

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Imagine doing 80 and your hood goes into large mouth bass mode.

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My mom paints rocks.

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The hat my dad brought me back from Mexico.

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Converted a Bike Bell into a Tiny Grill. Who Wants Baby Bike Ribs?

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Hungover at work and one of my students drew a picture of me.

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