I can see why no one ever asks Amanda.

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Keanu doesn’t take orders from you.

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Seen in Indiana

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I have a bad vibe about this restroom.

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Wazzup!

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Seen in Chicago.

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I found Waldo!

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Clerk rang up a random lighter. All I could think was, “Wheeeee!”.

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Driving into town with my teenager. Not the mother/son bonding experience I’d hoped for.

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I’ve got a card ready for whenever wedding season is back on!

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How I tell hard boiled from non-boiled eggs.

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Dangerous Restrooms

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My son, the thief.

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