Had one of the interns put together my new filing cabinet and he left this note on my desk.

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Cheerio challenge accepted.

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I like my men like I like my 2015 diaries…

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Have to go now.

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Bose Noise Cancelling Toilet.

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I’m never going to get my food.

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A sign in my hometown’s cemetery.

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I couldn’t find my cat after vacuuming the apartment.

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Conversations with my mother.

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Who needs a sorority when you’ve got sisters like this? (Seen at Phillies game June 19, 2016).

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Should I tell him about the leg press machine?

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Saw this sign in the street the other day.

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A picture is worth a thousand words.

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Popsicles, teaching us the hard facts of life.

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Undercooked.

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It’s in BOOtiful condition.

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This tomato sign…

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