Saw this at my local pharmacy.
God as my witness, I thought she was being attacked by a giant donger.
So I went to eat Chinese today in my town and thought I’d see if they had WiFi….
The sign outside my local coffee shop.
If I owned a plane, I admit I would do this too
Got my cat a new tag.
McDonald’s is making moves.
My dad and sister wanted me to take a photo of them, and this lady tried to crouch under the shot, so I took a picture of her instead.
My daughter didn’t approve of my clown makeup job.
I think the Red Cross just slut-shamed me.
My wife and I are going through a box of pictures and we found ones from us in college.
IT Department has this sitting on their desk.
Walked in on my girlfriend reading to our cat.
We aren’t hauling milk.
This was on the news.
Got this graduation present from my uncle.
According to this water bottle, I’m supposed to fight a cancer patient. Punctuation is important, kids.
On a church in Salem, Mass.
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