Saw this at my local pharmacy.

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God as my witness, I thought she was being attacked by a giant donger.

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So I went to eat Chinese today in my town and thought I’d see if they had WiFi….

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The sign outside my local coffee shop.

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Got my cat a new tag.

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McDonald’s is making moves.

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My dad and sister wanted me to take a photo of them, and this lady tried to crouch under the shot, so I took a picture of her instead.

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My daughter didn’t approve of my clown makeup job.

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I think the Red Cross just slut-shamed me.

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My wife and I are going through a box of pictures and we found ones from us in college.

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IT Department has this sitting on their desk.

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Walked in on my girlfriend reading to our cat.

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We aren’t hauling milk.

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This was on the news.

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Got this graduation present from my uncle.

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According to this water bottle, I’m supposed to fight a cancer patient. Punctuation is important, kids.

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On a church in Salem, Mass.

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Worst Slogan Ever?

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