Seems legit.

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After 29 years of not receiving a Christmas present from Santa, I finally found the reason why.

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My son put his growing dinosaur in a glass that was too small for it, so the head stayed small.

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Cat returns home after, what can only be assumed to be, a fight with Spider-Man.

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If my daughter could decide how cash should look.

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Woke up to my coffee jar like this after a petty argument with my partner.

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The Father’s Day card my son gave me.

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There’s been a lot of ants in my kitchen, so I made them a strip club so they would feel more comfortable.

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My wife found a subtle way to deal with the neighborhood salesmen.

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That’s gonna be a great road trip.

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I told my cat we have six more months of 2020.

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200,000 units are ready, with a million more well on the way.

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