After 29 years of not receiving a Christmas present from Santa, I finally found the reason why.
My son put his growing dinosaur in a glass that was too small for it, so the head stayed small.
Cat returns home after, what can only be assumed to be, a fight with Spider-Man.
If my daughter could decide how cash should look.
Woke up to my coffee jar like this after a petty argument with my partner.
The Father’s Day card my son gave me.
There’s been a lot of ants in my kitchen, so I made them a strip club so they would feel more comfortable.
My wife found a subtle way to deal with the neighborhood salesmen.
That’s gonna be a great road trip.
I told my cat we have six more months of 2020.
200,000 units are ready, with a million more well on the way.
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