Went to clean my bathtub and found a spider wielding a toenail as a weapon. The house is his now.
This is the Perfect Combination of Cat’s Ear and Man’s Hairstyle.
The gas station close to my house got a new sign…
My sister and I couldn’t resist. My dad and uncle hoped this photo was long dead.
My friend ordered a large pizza with 8 cheese sticks. Apparently, the lady on the phone heard differently.
My neighbors didn’t take down their Halloween decorations, but they’ve been adjusting them for each holiday…
Lock didn’t work had to think fast.
Nap all day, Sleep all night -SLOTH LIFE-
Grandpa fixed the broken arm on my daughter’s mermaid doll.
My romantic dinner date lacked in the table manners department.
So my brother got blackout drunk the other night. He found this in his toaster the next morning.
National Portrait Gallery
Does anyone know what kind of hummingbird this is?
Corporate hates this one little trick to bypass their energy saving air conditioning thermostat locks…
Like a boss.
The headline writer for the New York Post deserves a raise for this one.
The Smithsonian uploaded this today.
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