I’m a beginner beekeeper and I am told that a sting to the face is a rite of passage..So I have that going for me..which is nice.

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These care instructions on my son’s swim diaper.

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I thought it seemed like a reasonable offer.

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Apparently there is a yard sale in my friend’s neighbourhood.

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The best place to hide from Animal Control is right under their nose.

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Delaying the inevitable.

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I can’t read this chalkboard without singing it in my head.

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Salty and long..

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Saw this in the window of a bar in Iceland.

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Turns out the Ronaldo statue was realistic all along.

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Internet trolls consolation.

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Does this dress make me look..

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When you ask for “as much mild sauce as you can give me without getting fired”. 175 packets.

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This is the guitar pick I use to play quarter notes.

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I bought two lattes.

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Saw this one on the highway.

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Found this at work.

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A coworker informed me my Deus Ex Machina sweater may be sending the wrong message..

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