My wife refused to eat her pear’s thicc booty.

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Husband’s new shirt.

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AtlASS

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My brother-in-law meal prepping before he cuts hay.

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They’re not playing this summer.

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Do you like candy and struggle with depression?

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The only way to stick to my diet.

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“Merchandising! Where the real money from the movie is made.” – Mel Brooks

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The kitchen at my workplace has an X shaped ceiling light, this is the label on its switch.

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Well. Okay then.

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I may not have a castle with a moat, but at least my house is surrounded by crocs.

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Is that car is in two pieces?

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