My girlfriend ordered “A side of fries” with a southern accent.

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In Spanish-speaking countries, the tooth fairy is a mouse (Ratoncito Pérez). This is my dentist’s office.

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My nephew met a bison the other day.

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Teacher said we are allow to bring single side paper for notes during final.

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Don’t Drink and Drive Brother!

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Problem solved.

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For a coworker that quit, came back and then quit again.

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I gave up carbs and sugar, so this is how my family celebrated my birthday. I love them.

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Stepped out for an early call, came back to my dog pretending he’s me.

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My local bakery in Germany..

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We’re trying to save money so she packed me a lunch.

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If you ring the bell.

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This is how my friend’s cat sits.

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Make up your mind, do you want to be seen or not?

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I believe!

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Las Vegas..

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Always the wrong turn..

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Current situation in South Texas.

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So true

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