Arm Hair, Don’t Care.

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My parents found a scantily clad mannequin in a dumpster and brought her home. They made her into a scarecrow.

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My buddy went to a wedding last weekend and this swan wouldn’t stop staring at him through the door.

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Ooh… I love a good SASA LELE!

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My frugal friend’s old glasses at the eye doctor. Yes, that’s a twig.

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Overly specific parking space.

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Real men do it in one trip.

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My coffee shop knows what’s up.

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Abraham Lincoln, 1863.

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When firefighters learn to program the sign in front of the police station.

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27 years ago my dad finished doing drywall at our old house. A couple of weeks ago, a grateful contractor found the gift my dad left him.

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Found at a local shop.

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Google, where would I be without you?

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Found this hidden behind some jars in my widowed, 86 y/o grandma’s kitchen. I guess we all have our dirty little secrets!

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My 12 year old cousin made ‘The Flying Dutchman’s Treasure’ board game after we watch the Spongebob episode!

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This boats name.

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I HAVE A STREAM!

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