I have no idea what it has to do with the movie, but if you say cocaine pairs well with a burger.. I will try it.

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“Bet we can beat you at hide and seek Uncle David!” Bet you can’t.

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Forgive me father for I have sinned: Someone put this under the windshield wiper on my Tundra.

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I don’t feel so good..

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The interns at my friend’s office sure are special.

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Forbidden love.

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Be careful who you make fun of in middle school.

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I wish someone looked at me like Michael Jackson looks at Freddie Mercury.

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How does one show taste?

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My cat Furgus doubles up as a step.

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I love my job.

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One of the funnest things about raising a baby is watching them learn what’s edible.. and what’s not.

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You’re not the boss of me.

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I ordered a side of chicken wings..

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Powerful life lesson.

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I ordered jack stands from wish.. this is what I received.

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“Special Mowing Unit”

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A difficult choice.

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My daughter injured her chin today and at dinner received this fortune cookie.

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Meet patient zero of the next global pandemic.

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