My passenger wanted to ride topless. Never had so many head turns in my life.

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Ouch

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The irony of this sign.

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Sweeney Todd’s Pizza Shop

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Asian restaurant in Stockholm going the extra mile.

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This sign at McDonald’s.

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The stairs in this building tell you the calories you’ve burnt climbing them.

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A Pez enthusiast I was behind yesterday.

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This sign at the vets.

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My kindergartener with the brutal truth.

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Came to the kitchen to find that my boyfriend hung the towel like this.

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Every morning he tries to get breakfast twice by different members of the household. We’ve had to go to extreme measures.

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Was at the beach and found a shell with barnacles on it that makes it look like an anatomically correct heart.

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Solid advice from the car in front of me.

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I broke my ankle and the surgeon left his toothbrush in my leg.

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He woke up and stared like this for a whole minute. I think he was having flashbacks.

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