Mom: “Have you got something nice to wear on your date tonight?” Me: “Mom, I’m grown, I know what I’m doing”.

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This is the worst kind of discrimination, the kind against me.

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Outside a local gym.

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I’ve never been more disappointed in an event.

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Graduating after six years of tiring residency.

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This girl’s senior quote from the school my sister teaches at.

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Valuable life advice.

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Oh. right. up it is.

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My 2D puppy.

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Father’s pride knows no bounds.

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Coming soon to a theater near you.

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There’s something odd about the guy on my pizza box.

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Once a Blockbuster, always a Blockbuster.

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#1 Sales Rep in the region..

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Seen in Dublin, Ireland.

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John Mulaney.

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Ruthless Parking Attendant…don’t mess with him!

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Dare to be different.

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