What a confusing time to be a pirate.

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Boyfriend asked for French toast this morning.

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Romance display at my local Barnes & Noble. I probably laughed too loud.

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Green kush milk buzz.

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Maybe I am the problem..

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I photoshopped a dog and a chicken together.

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This sign on the fridge at work.

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My kitten before and after sushi.

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Rock collection

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My sister’s dog went full derp for the brisket her husband made.

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My wife was feeling particularly stressed last night.

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Everything I’ve ever learned is telling me to dig.

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Damn Americans and their measurements.

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This Canadian Tire billboard in Leduc, Alberta.

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Spotted today in London. A level of petty revenge to which I can only aspire.

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The little comments people put on their food orders.

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