My wife allowed me a say in our pregnancy announcement and now regrets it.

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This is one of the reasons I worry less about my manual vehicle being stolen these days.

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The pain of having a beard.

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My dad got an email from Amazon.

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Can I get..

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SpongeCob BearPants

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Proper care for my new t-shirt.

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Seen at my local pizzeria.

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Seattle welcoming committee headquarters.

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Egyptian cat I found.

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Well duh, I’m standing right next to it.

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