Happy to be here sir

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Nothing more disappointing than looking under your vehicle after launching your boat and discovering that you have a bad seal on the diff.

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Letter of resignation

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I bought this makeup holder from a thrift store. My name is not Hannah. I asked my husband if he could get creative and cut out new vinyl or somehow cover up the name. This was his million dollar idea.

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Mabel wasn’t best pleased about her bath..

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Perfect license plates.

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Name a fast way to piss off the French and the Italians, I’ll start with this Croissant-meatball sub.

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After Tesla pickups, introducing the Tesla Hearse.

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Sides have been chosen at the office.

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My kid came home from the bus stop and declared that he had found a “stick of pie”, and needless to say, I was really confused. Then he pulled this from his jacket..

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Classy lady.

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…Is that a threat?

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Vin Unleaded

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Ordered two chili dogs, Ended up with this.

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Dentist was asking too many questions..

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Wife said I’d never find a use for a label maker. Can’t wait to present her with this award and prove her wrong.

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Saw this guy and his jacket during my late-night transit.

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