My wife is 5’1” and I am 6’7”, when it comes to hotel robes, one size does not fit all.

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The best use I’ve ever seen for false eyelashes.

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All right Rowling, we get it.

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I was wondering why traffic was so slow.

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I bark, therefore I am.

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Well done Mark…well done.

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My buddy snapped this on his way to work.

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Please do not feed the intern!

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This Barbie is pretty crepey

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BEEEEEP!

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Saw this pinned to the wall in my local coffee shop. Looks like someone gave it acupuncture.

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I went to put a clean chopping board back into my cupboard. My wife had put toast in there to stop the smoke alarm going off.

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Sorry

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Ran into this guy at the airport.

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3 years supply

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Caught in the act.

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