R.I.P. Wile E. Coyote

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Self timer fail.. I couldn’t make it.

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Applaud the jellyfish!

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Don’t even think about it!

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Note in my new toaster instruction manual.

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Husband caught our cat hovering over my sleeping body.

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Motivational toilet.

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A dirty hoe.

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Recently I was invited to a “Real Housewives” themed dinner..

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When the total came up, the cashier and I, both said “Nice”.

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This sequel looks rubbish.

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Spotted this man today heading into Publix, has the Trifecta going on, mullet, yoga pants, and ugg boots. Confidence level 100.

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We took the 6-yo to the optometrist with his monster mask and I think we have our own supervillain.

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