I’m going to need some help for this one. Any volunteers?

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My friend’s teenage son keeps missing the bus to school, so he did this.

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I like Balenciaga’s designs, they make it super easy to pick out the biggest morons in a crowd.

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Ready for my flight!

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The baker needs someone fast.

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According to the installation instructions, I shouldn’t be a smooth criminal on my new chair.

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Become ungovernable.

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2019 they said we could get $125 to $250 for the equifax breach. Got my settlement check! So excited!

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What do you mean by Mostly.

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Found on the inside of a dog toy.

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Wienermobile in Uranus.

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Something you don’t want to see in your rear-view.

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I’ve been unintentionally dressing up as my deodorant can.

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Maybe I’ll just call in sick.

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