The best way to a man’s heart.

I am vengeance… I am the night

Brutal, but fair.

The greatest chew toy of all time.

A true king always defends his castle.

This hotel thinks of everything.

In case something happens to me..

Duck Fights Back.

It didn’t quite go as planned.

Took me a minute to realize what this billboard was trying to tell me. Only in Hollywood.

Am I doing it right?

I should be locked up.

Hello Traffic Wardens, I want to play a game….

I know who I’m gonna call after my next poor life choice.