Don’t you just hate it when your 280 million year old salt expires.

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New parent starter pack.

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Afraid of change?

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Conference Call Bingo

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This pain scale at my doctors office.

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I’ve never been suspicious of coconut water.. until now.

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Words to live by

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My golden retriever likes to sleep under the toilet.

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Someone put this up in my school’s boys’ bathroom, which is an infamous vaping hotspot.

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Nerf Baby Carrier

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Cans, Paper and Hand Grenades.

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Car rental return.

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Chinese buffet, please pay before you die.

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Not this pussy…

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New developer starts soon, decided to give him a prank workstation for his first day.

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The license plate on this Tesla.

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How to fake a balloon prank this April Fools’ Day.

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Neighbors will be avoiding me for awhile, but I needed attic space.

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