Oh great, now I have to share with 4 of them.

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A classic from my colleagues.

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Urinal at a local bar.

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My Dad’s most Dad solution to this run down eraser.

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He got the wrong eggs.

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Real question

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How my girlfriend slices onions..

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If you need me, I’ll be in the right testicle.

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Saw this in an optician’s bathroom.

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Sold!

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I used to be a postman and once found a sealed pack of bacon inside the postbox.

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