Can’t tell which restroom to use.

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Thrift store preowned salt & pepper shakers.

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You may approach the lizard king.

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How close are we talkin’.

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“No Bryans allowed”

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Raise your hand if Netflix canceled your favorite show 🙋‍♂️

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I’ve never been a cake person, so yesterday my partner surprised me with birthday dumplings.

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Be the fun…

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How my wife opened the baby wipes.

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Subtle

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Making the best of a bad situation!

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This sausage from my local fish & chip shop.

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I think someone’s divorce was finalized today.

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Watch out for your shins! Guy at my new job parks like this every day.

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Line break gives it a whole different meaning.

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I want to be as proud as this guy.

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Work Canteen

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Can’t giveaway the secrets on the cover or else no one will buy it.

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I don’t think my local dentist office knows what Netflix and chill means.

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