This Strip Club near the Houston airport has managed to successfully pull off the elusive Triple Entendre.

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Went to the park today, saw this.

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My whole life is a lie.

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Making a grocery list after watching the Food Network all weekend is hard.

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Found Jimmy Fallon’s Turkish ancestor.

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I am done asking my roommate what his deal is.

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Urban Camouflage of Milwaukee, WI.

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404 wheels not found.

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Naughty Harry Potter.

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Naturally-occurring frosted shredded wheat.

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Found in my break room.

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What a cock.

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Would you call that a moosedemeanor?

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Welcome to Small Town, USA.

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“The rivers shall flow red with the sauce of my enemies.”
-Unknown chef. Late 1500’s

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Saw this dude on my way to work this morning. Would definitely hire.

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Hillbilly level 9.

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It’s Cold Out, Wear A Cat

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“He stabbed me!”

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