Drove right past the park and he instantly knew he was going to the Vet.

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My office held an Easter Egg decorating contest. I’m not artistically inclined..

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Finally achieved world peas.

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My stalker at work.

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If the earth was flat.

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The security at this bar.

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Now Hiring.

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Sorry for the incontinence.

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Marry Poppins.

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If you can’t eat it..

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The lack of punctuation actually makes this sign more accurate.

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My mum’s coat hook..

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My friend got a convertible and this is the only hat he wears in it.

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Saw this in Toronto.

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Fixed a problem today, feel like a genius.

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Tetris level.. expert.

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Saw this on the way home yesterday.

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