Flu season at the office.

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Hung like a horse

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THIS ENTIRE MEETING COULD HAVE BEEN AN EMAIL

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The right way to apologize

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Greeting card for modern issues.

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Looking up directions to my library, when suddenly… I realized something.

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An advertisement on the back of a bus

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Upgraded from cassette

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Mission accepted

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Just chilling in a local store.

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Damn right I’m immature. I’ve waited years for this opportunity.

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Ordered a package from the darknet..

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My mother didn’t know what this meant.

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Toddler caught on camera seconds before horrific murder.

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Quick. Someone buy him some Fix-A-Flat!

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For those extra dirty clothes

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My dad ate this package in one day and left this note for my mom (who bought it after she heard my dad was trying to resist the temptation)

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“We want 20 years of job experience” *me*

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