I put a German Shepard mask on my Golden Retriever. Real German Shepard included for comparison.

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I’m a super nervous flyer. My wife just took this pic of me at the airport restaurant, about to board the plane, a part of our honeymoon.

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My friend’s first graders are nonstop entertainment.

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Someone clearly can’t function without their morning coffee.

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American Mix Skittles.

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Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk.

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My son is one “those” kids.

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Zuckerberg’s real reason for Facebook.

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I’m a firm believer in knowing your market.

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Truth.

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A rare photo of a truck in its natural habitat, drinking water from a river.

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I want it done by nap time.

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Sketch that led to his arrest.

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Gotta earn that paper kids.

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Visited the Grand Canyon. Pictures don’t do it justice.

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I’ll just ask my wife.

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