New Yellow Pages Book arrived today, welcome to the neighborhood Mr. Poopstains!

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Why researching before writing is so important.

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My 8 year old’s future plans. What’s she got against Alexander?

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Restaurant my friend went to had several reviews painted on the wall. The bottom one was best.

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Dogs are welcome..

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At least the streets are clean.

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I got glasses for the first time and I look like I’m about to try to steal the moon.

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Only at Walmart

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Me too, friend, me too.

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Saw this while surveying utility poles at work.

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Influencing is a tough job

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Ouch!

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Twitter’s New Female CEO

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All you can eat buffet..

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My wife put my Bob Ross mug in the dishwasher.

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