My son figured out this trick today!

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My mother got embarrassed when she “Found my girlfriend’s panties” on our kitchen table.

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Free masons.

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Fast food worker forgot to give me a fork, had to improvise.

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I knew those googley eyes would come in handy one day.

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Pretty sure our cats are sick and tired of having us around so much.

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My girlfriend is graduating this year, thought I’d make her something.

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Meanwhile in Brooklyn.

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She’s been walking around like this since lunch, 7+ hrs.

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