Spotted at local gas station. “It’s for my lawn mower. I swear”.

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I told my sister if she graduated with honors, I would wear a matching dress to her graduation. She said the thought of seeing me in a dress was her motivation when she wanted to quit. Worth it to me.

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The shelf label I found at Target today sold me on this car shampoo.

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Gettin’ real tired of these life insurance offers..

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At the local liquor store..

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Solid combo.

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I’m so confused..

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I’m Fat

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I actually saw this place when traveling from Philadelphia to LA several years ago. I think it’s in Arizona. Anyway, I always wondered what would constitute a “Bait Emergency”.

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